But but but but but

By Lauren Close

I should not buy a Sarah Palin wig for Halloween. If I buy a cheap one it’ll look rubbish, and if I buy an expensive one it’ll be a waste of money to wear it once. And if I borrow someone’s glasses for the evening I’ll get a headache and/or fall over. So it’s definitely a bad idea.

Bad idea.

Damn.

6 Responses to “But but but but but”

  1. Dan Says:

    Hmm. So we should expect to see some pictures of you in a Sarah Palin costume soon, then? :)

  2. Lauren Close Says:

    No Dan, that is quite definitely not going to happen.

  3. Dan Says:

    Awww. :( That’s too bad.

  4. Pandora Caitiff Says:

    You could probably pick up a cheap pair of glasses in a charity shop, and remove the glass. It would avoid the headaches.

    And a cheap wig is par for the course on Halloween!

    Go on, you know you want too…

  5. Sophie H Says:

    Im soooo glad youre not going to do the hockey mum thing Lauren, youre so better than that.

    :o )

  6. Penelope Bailey Says:

    Easy solution, buy the expensive wig and wear it more then once! Everyone’s a winner then.

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