And finally…

By Lauren Close

Scene: Sackville gardens, some distance from the stage.

Her: “Hello! I know you!”

Lauren: “I, err, hello?”

Her: “Yes, I’ve seen you on the internet! Your blog is great!”

Lauren polishes her fingernails, and tosses her hair back.

Lauren: “Gosh, well, thank you, that’s really…”

Her: “Yes, you’re Becky, aren’t you?”

Yes, this really happened. I knew that hair was a good investment ;)

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9 Responses to “And finally…”

  1. Sophie H Says:

    At least I got your name right Lauren. :o )

  2. Lauren Close Says:

    Glad you did :)

  3. Becky Says:

    I’d make a clever comment but I used them all up in my blog entry. :)

  4. Suzie Tall Says:

    I would have said ‘Hello’ but my powers of recognition are way below average. Next time I will take a pocket ‘Tranny Chart’ with identification photos!

  5. Rachel Says:

    Try this Tranny Chart Suzie. Hope it helps.

  6. Lauren Close Says:

    Rachel: sadly that chart is circa 2006. Would that the trannyflickrverse were still so manageable…

  7. Nikki Says:

    Hi

    loved your blog

    were you lauren silk once over ? if so we chatted much a long time ago … you’ve moved on beautifully

  8. Lauren Close Says:

    Hello Nikki! I’m afraid I’ve never been Lauren Silk. Nice name though ;)

  9. Owen Blacker Says:

    It must be said, it is stupendously good hair.

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