Scene: Sackville gardens, some distance from the stage.
Her: “Hello! I know you!”
Lauren: “I, err, hello?”
Her: “Yes, I’ve seen you on the internet! Your blog is great!”
Lauren polishes her fingernails, and tosses her hair back.
Lauren: “Gosh, well, thank you, that’s really…”
Her: “Yes, you’re Becky, aren’t you?”
Yes, this really happened. I knew that hair was a good investment




