Lauren “two calendars” Close

Late last year, I was given two tranny calendars in two days.

On Christmas Eve, Becky Enverité told me I’d won her quiz of 2007 – prize, one calendar featuring the lovely Becky (on the right).

Then, the very next day, my lovely girlfriend presented me with a calendar featuring meeeeee! Meeeeee! Meeeeee! (On the left)

So, why am I posting this now, rather than in January? Well, the last few months have been taken up with a lot of house refurbishment stuff, and I haven’t been able to think about much else… not as Lauren, and hardly even as [redacted]. But now it’s all over, and I’m back!

[PS: Becky, I know this is hardly a place of honour, but I have yet to start attaching things to walls...]